This is what happened when a newsroom coffee appurtenance died – Virginian

Like many offices, The Virginian-Pilot newsroom runs on coffee. So most so, that a few months ago a run area was remade into a “coffee bar” — a integrate of prolonged tables were built circuitously (new to us) coffee machines.

On Thursday morning, a coffee appurtenance stopped working.

Horror! Shock! Blame! Jokes!

Reporter Robyn Sidersky was a witness. She was operative circuitously and listened dripping. “Upon closer inspection, there was coffee everywhere,” she said. The time of genocide was 9:40 a.m.

It’s an office, so a initial response was a newsroomwide email. “Coffee appurtenance died. Property operations is in a routine of find a deputy machine.” 

Then came a responses:

  • “No means of genocide was released, and services will be private.” 
  • “Has a subsequent of family been notified?” 
  • “Are there drift for an investigation?” 
  • “It is survived by a Keurig, who was by a side by a final sputters.” 
  • “He was good compartment a final drop.” 

And so on.

The comments will final prolonged after a post mortem on what was the second appurtenance in about 6 months.

Larger questions remain.

A third coffee appurtenance already is commissioned — reporters and editors though coffee aren’t pleasing — though how prolonged will that one last?