I don’t trust in anything anymore. The foundations of my worldview have always been a sky being blue, weed green, and coffee black (well, dim brown-ish). But a new product has me questions all we ever hold to be true. There’s now a transparent coffee.
Called CLR CFF—I would have called it Crystal Coffee to float that Crystal Pepsi wave—the new splash was combined by dual brothers in London and is a “first drab coffee splash in a world,” according to their website. Refinery 29 states a reason for formulating this devil’s elixir was that a brothers wanted to splash coffee though dirty their teeth. You can insert we possess fun about British people’s teeth here, though I’m above that arrange of crass humor. And besides, we wear my possess coffee-stained teeth like a badge of honor, so who am we to judge?
CLR CFF is done from only coffee and H2O and is “produced by methods that have never been used before,” that sounds like a arrange of technical lingo you’d hear during a start of a bad 80’s sci-fi film where like, CLR CFF is indeed an visitor symbiote and celebration it turns we into a zombie or something. And we mean, if this new see-through coffee contains no “preservatives, synthetic flavours, stabilizers, sugarine or any other sweeteners,” afterwards it is possibly visitor record or it’s some form of dim magic. Either way, we don’t need that arrange of bad juju in my life.
CLR CFF is now accessible online around their website for £6 for dual 200ml bottles or in chairman during Selfridges and Whole Foods Markets in London. The association will boat to America, though it’ll cost an additional £15, that is hopefully adequate of a halt to keep any from entrance to a States. We need to keep a arriving visitor zombie canon localized to a UK. They’ve Brexited already anyways.
Zac Cadwalader is a news editor during Sprudge Media Network.
*top picture around CLR CFF
